Jonny 'Golden Funny Shaped Balls' Wilkinson kicked the winning try again last night to ensure England compete in the World Cup final in Paris this Saturday.

Wilkinson, who is not related to the shaving company which shares his name, could be knighted Sir Jonny if he were to take his team to win in the final.

Their opponents, South Africa, beat England 36-0 only three weeks ago, but Jonny didn't play because he was injured. Were England to win the final with Wilkinson in the line up it is possible that his honor could be upgraded to a Sir Lord, the first time this has happened for 400 years.

England had 14 other players on the pitch at the time, none of them British.