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Northern Rock-up 2

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The Thun (spoof of The Times)
BBC News Report Leads To New Run On Northern Rock

Five thousand nervous Northern Rock investors rushed to get their money out again this morning after a television news report showed old pictures of queues outside one of the beleaguered bank's branches.

The BBC later amended the report to clearly show a date in the top right hand corner. But by that time it was too late.

Shelly Huggaton told this website: "I had already taken out all of my money in September but I rushed down to my local Northern Rock branch just to make sure the account was still closed."

Hillary Clinton, no relation to the US politician, said: "I had only just returned £257,154.34p into my account after having taken it out all of a sudden in September. Imagine my surprise when I saw, in a shop window, a report on the BBC's News 24, showing lines queuing outside Northern Rock again. I thought it must be in trouble again so I rushed off to start queuing. I quite enjoy it, if I was to be to be perfectly honest, an exciting queue! how British!"

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In other news: Sharon Taylor is to marry Bernie Johnson after they met queuing up to take their money out of the Oldham branch of the Northern Rock...

25 October

 

 
 
 

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