Dear Me Lord,

Imagine my shock and horror when I switched on News 24 to see my MP being interviewed with no tie on!!! It had taken me the best part of the last hour to flick up to channel 80 on my Freeview box, and then I had to look at my MP half dressed!

I didn't vote Tory to see some half dressed 60+ surfer boy on the screen. No, I did not!

Mr Cameroon please please please tell your troops to fasten their ties correctly when on me telly, and even in a tie emergency never, ever, have more than the top button undone. The sight of a Tory with more than one button undone just gives me the willies.

Yours, M M Goat (Miss)