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Daily Excrement (spoof of Daily Express)
Heather Mills McCartney To Host New Game Show: "I'm Not Supposed To Be Telling You This, But..."

Heather Mills McCartney, has signed a television deal with US network NBC initially for fifty weekday shows entitled 'I'm Not Supposed To Be Telling You This, But...'

It's a new quiz show in which three contestants say this catch phrase and then a secret and the panel has to guess which person is telling the truth and which is lying.

Ironically, the show is expected to replace Desperate Housewives as the Hollywood writers strike starts to bite...

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Apology: We have been asked to apologize for a comment we made in an earlier report in which we said that Heather Mills McCartney 'Did a Britney' on GMTV this week. We would like to make it clear that Britney Spears would never do this sort of thing in a TV chat show. We have agreed to make a payment to a charity of Ms Spears choice.

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