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November 2007
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Tut Tut, King Tut

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Daily Moan (spoof of Daily Mail)
King Tut: Why Oh Why Oh Why Are They Making Us Look At A Dead Corpse?

Why is it that when they get something beautiful, something completely iconic and goldeny and fantastic, they have to go and ruin it all by showing us what is inside it?

We were perfectly happy with King Tut's golden death mask. Perfectly. And what do they go and do?

They crack it open and make us look at the decaying corpse inside.

What's bloody wrong with them?

13 Nov

 
 
 

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