At last there is a real chance England may get a coach who can't speak any English at all. WE say: brilliant move.

We look forward to some brilliant press conferences filled with firey Italian outbursts! Horses heads in beds. Screams! PASSION!

So what if we can't understand a bleedin word? - You can tell what he means by looking in his eyes. And it's the pictures we want.

Anyway, Italian is easy, you just put an 'o' at the end of the word: Bargaino! Brillianto! Triffico! Oh No!