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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
Quite good, 16 Nov 2007
Self loving may no longer be viewed as the shameful act it used to be but as a 30th Anniversary present from my wife Doreen, this book came as a rather unforeseen gift. It's a fairly interesting read but I probably wouldn't have felt any need to fork out on technical advice myself, considering how tight-fisted I am.

17 Dec

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11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:
Tremendous!, 27 Nov 2007
I have been a fan of offal for years (nothing like a hearty meal, eh!), but a chance encounter with this book recently renewed my appetite for culinary adventure. When I skimmed over across Helou's recipes, it didn't take long for me to decide that I like the cut of her giblets. Indeed, you could say that I was wholly taken in after a single glans. Preparation of the most adventurous dishes can entrail an offal lot of balls, but the curried turkey gonads were lovely- it didn't take long for Doreen to scoff-all of them down! I even tried serving a selection of the dishes at a recent dinner party, where they were met with such success that I have been nicknamed 'The Wizard of the Gizzards'. These are splendid recipes, but be warned- in order to try them all you will need a hell of a lot of guts!

17 Dec

 
 
 

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Amazon Hilarity

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Reviewer: Wayne Redhart (to see more of his reviews and to vote for him click his name):

1 out of 5 stars. OW!!!!!!, 15 Dec 2007
I would hate to think of myself as anything other than open minded, but I didn't get much out of this. I survived the pistachios relatively unscarred (mentally, if not physically) but when I saw the glint of madness in Doreen's eye, as she began warming up with the coconut shells (or was it the reckless abandon with which she began to smash them together?), I decided that enough is enough.

17 Dec