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15th Jan 2008
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Hello and welcome to the News at Ten.

Press:

Northern Rock's a crock as shareholders in revolt over daring Darling rescue bid.

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Is this the end of the road for ITV? With News at Ten back have all the ideas finally all run out?

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Lewis Hamilton may have to start the new season without a car, says F1 bosses. We talk exclusively to Lewis Hamilton currently training to run like the clappers.

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Newcastle United: we will hire a foreign manager as long as he can speak English with a Newcastle accent, say the North East club.

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