The
remains of (formerly) Britain's fifth largest mortgage lender was found washed
up on the beaches of Dorset this morning.
Thousands
of planks, some as tall as 6ft 6in, appeared unexpectedly out of the sea, littering
the beaches in an untidy fashion.
Scavengers,
some as old as 45, attempted to scrump the beach fruit to the dismay of loss adjusters
who told them off.
Nobody
of consequence died.
