Shocking pictures we saw on the telly show that Gordon Brown is now either dead, or so tired he is turning into a zombie.

Brown shortly after waking up in the Commons

Claiming to need just 2 hours of sleep at night, the prime minister is now little more than a walking shell of the man he once was.

Sometimes needing to prop himself up against a wall or risk falling to the ground in an undignified heap, the prime minister frequently can be heard snoring between meetings.

Margaret Thatcher used to need only 4 hours sleep at night, but she wasn't as crap as Gordon Brown is.

SLEEPY HEAD!

Brown sleeps during debate in Commons last week Prime Minister Gordon Brown is now so tired he can't even get it up for nookie, according to sleep deprivation experts. "The Northern Cock-up debacle has really taken it out of him and he only needs about 2 minutes sleep a night." "If he keeps this up he is in danger of premature aging that could mean he looks about 104 by the end of the year," wrote a journalist on the paper.

Brown Dribbles On Desk After Impromptu Nap

Gordon Brown drifted off to sleep in a meeting with the Welsh Secretary last week. Brown at some conference or other When Brown awoke, a small puddle of dribble was clearly visible on the desk. The Prime Minister niftily wiped away the desk-stain with a towel he keeps in one of his desk drawers. This brings to seven the number of times the prime minster has fallen to sleep in the last week, a record.

Tory types, some as young as 24, rattled and banged near Downing street last night in an attempt to stop the prime minister, 57, from taking his daily 2 hour bed sleep.

Tired eyed Brown

Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister, was visibly more tired looking than he normally is in a meeting with journalists the next day, a record.

Gordon Brown, who came to power after Tony Blair, now looks about 76 years of age after the bags under his eyes look set to get bigger by the day.