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Harry
Hullabaloo
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'We
Do Bad Things To Bad People' Harry Cap For Every
Reader
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WHEN
HARRY MET TALI (well,
we have had since December to
work on that headline)
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Bizarre
Update
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At
last we can talk about this!
 Harry,
the Queen's grandson, the
third bloke in line to the
throne, in Afghanistan? Helmand
province no less. Wot a hero!
Hero
Harry
Bring
him home? Bring Harry home?
After 10 weeks? Let him do
what his Jack Bauer ass wants,
we says.
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Hard
Harry
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FREE
HARRY HAMBLIN DVD FOR EVERY READER
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What
Happened To Harry?
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 Imagine
our surprise when we saw Prince Harry
pop up in Afghanistan!
Looking
rather dapper in his camos, it has
to be said.
But
why hadn't we been told? (We being
us speaking on behalf of our readers
of course, we being journos working
for the Moan knew all along and were
keeping quiet).
It's
a disgrace that we hadn't told you
about it.
We
should be bloody ashamed of ourselves.
I
just hope the editor's OBE is worth
it, the bastard.
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Dirty
Harry
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FREE
'I SURVIVED AFGHANISTAN' T-SHIRT FOR EVERY READER
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Didn't
He Do Well?
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 Bruce
Forsyth congrat-ulated Prince Harry
for his 10 week tour of Afghanistan,
which came to light, yesterday, because
of a loud, fat American website.
Taliban,
some as old as 102, said they knew
Harry was with the British Army anyway.
News that Harry was on the front-line
had been in all of the Afghanistan
papers, according to him.
Meanwhile,
in London's West End: bar owners applauded
prospects of Prince Harry's early
return to Britain, claiming takings
had fallen 10% year on year from last
year all due to Harry's Afghanistan
deployment.
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Click
here
to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
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Know
Wot I Mean Harry?
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FREE
GUIDE FOR EVERY READER: HOW TO LIE TO MILLIONS
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BRING
HIM HOME!
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 Oh,
good, you're here. Got something
to tell you. Prince Harry,
who we knew was in Afghanistan
but agreed not to tell you
about it, should now come
home, we think.
Now
look, it's not like we were
lying to you. We were unable
to complain about his deployment
at the time because we had
agreed not to talk about it.
Fair enough? I mean we couldn't
actually write 'bring Harry
home', could we, I mean it
would have given away the
fact that Harry wasn't home
in the first place. I mean,
bring him home from a bar
in the Westend? No, we couldn't
possibly write that, that
would be silly.
But
now, the very second we can
say it, we say, loud and proud,
bring him home!
It's
a relief we can talk about
it. We need a cigarette, oh
the stress.
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Harry
Do Dah Day
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FREE PHOTOGRAPH OF HARRY HILL FOR EVERYONE TODAY
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WHO
TOLD THE DRUDGE REPORT ABOUT
HARRY?
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 A
witch hunt should now start
across the UK's media after
it became clear that it was
a member of the British press
that tipped him (Matt Drudge
of the
drudge report.com aka
'the foreign media') off about
Prince Harry in Afghanistan.
Was
this member of the British
press a member of the Taliban?
If he was then he should be
shot at dawn.
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Harry
Do Dah Day
ALWAYS FREE MOVIE DOWNLOADS FROM PDCOMEDY
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Who
Knew What And When?
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Opinion
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theVoiceofReason.co.uk
was not part of the media
blackout conspiracy. So we
weren't lying by omission
to anyone. Can we ever trust
the British media again? (Did
you ever trust them in the
first place?)
But
on the positive side, we got
some great Prince Harry piccies...
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Dirty
Harry
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Harry
Hill
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Tom
Cruise Harry
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Hot
Teen Harry
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Harry
McQueen
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