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Now Over To Our Correspondent
On The Beach In Brighton
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"I
can't hear what you just said
in the studio so I'll start
talking now anyway. As you
can see I'm standing here
by the sea and, oh, and, the
wind, oh, my hat, wait a minute...
The sea. The sea, I'm oh.
I'm OK. Oh yeaaaaa. Just a
minute.
Boommmsssshhop
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break.
...cold
and wet and oh...
Another
transmission break.
As
you can see if you are still
with me I'm on the ground
and the sea is pummeling me
as I lay here. Had you come
over to me here only 45 minutes
ago, oh, oh no. I'm ah...
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Now Over To Our Correspondent In Torquay
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Hello!
I'm standing here in the lobby of
the Torquay Magnanimous and the sea
is just simply bashing the hotel here.
It's quite a sight to behold. I have
been waiting inside for you to get
here and I'm now going to try to go
outside to report to you to give you
an idea of what it's really like here
in the worst storms to hit this country
this year.
OK.
I'm now, I'm now, I'm now, outside...
outside... outside the hotel mag.
The sea, the, sea, the wind, oh the
wind, the sea is.. waves as high...
oh, the waves. High. Like oh no. I
have, never experi' oh, anything as,
oh, the wind, it's just. If you can
still hear me I'm now clinging on
to a fence. Oh, no. The wind is, the
wind is...
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Now Over To Our Correspondent
In Lands End
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I'm
standing here in my Kagoole
in the beating rain and oh,
and oh, oh, it's a, oh, I'm
a, oh... zzzzzzz zzzzzz zzzzz
Hang
on! No, I'm standing up again,
it's OK.
Uhm,
oh, it's a, it's a, oh no.
It's just so rough. I'm, I'm
a, I'm a, oh no.
Can
you still hear me Canary Wharf?
Let's try again. Oh no. The
wind, oh, the wind, and the
BLOOOSH.
I'm
here, still here, standing,
of sorts. The sea, the sea
and the wind, the wind, the
wind is, the .... Oh. Oh.
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Now Over To Our Correspondent In Bristol
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You
join me after we had a bit of trouble
with the internet connection, and
it's, well it's simply, I'm a, I'm
a I, well, it's just, so, uhm, so,
uhm, I can hardly, hardly, the water
is just so, cold and the wind is,
the wind is, [breath], [breath], it's
just, can you still hear me? The light,
the light has gone off on the phone
again. Is it on? I'll keep talking
anyway.
The
waves are so, the waves. Tall as a
horse. As tall as a house that is.
A house. The weather is simply terrible.
Smashing against, the oh, the oh,
the wind is, just about, the wind
is....
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