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Why
Oh Why Oh Why Did They Give Heather
Mills A Jug Of Water To Pour Over Macca's
Lawyer's Head In The First Place?
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Heather
Mills picked up a jug of water and
poured it out over Macca's lawyers
hair, the crazy bitch has revealed
to our reporter.
This
is just simply disgraceful. Does she
not realize that there are people
in Africa dying for want of water?
This jug of water could have saved
someone's life!
Hopefully,
now she has got £24.3mn, this
will be the last we see of her. Oooo
eck me knees.
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Mills
Would Have Thrown Custard Pie At Lawyer
Had She Got One, Expert Claims
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Heather
Mills would have taken a custard pie
out of her handbag and plonked it
squarely on the nose of Paul McCartney's
lawyer had she remembered to bring
one to the court, according to friends.
Mills,
who asked for £125mn but got
only £24.3mn according to court
papers, was described as being less
than candid by the judge. Oooo!
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Is This The Jug Of Water Heather
Poured Over Macca's Lawyer?
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 The
jug Heather Mills filled with
water and then threw into
the face and hair of Paul
McCartney's lawyer is to be
sold on Ebay for as much as
£10,000, it has been
revealed.
The
jug, made out of glass, and
filled with water with a chemical
composition of H2O, has been
kept in a safe place following
the incident to stop it being
broken. Glass can be broken
if dropped or hit with a hammer
or shoe.
The
lawyer over which the water
was poured is thought to have
said oooh ooh ahhhh in a high
pitched pitch.
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Mar 18
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Mills
Mule
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Mills
Tried To Fix Bucket Of Water
Above Door To Dunk McCartney
Lawyer
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Heather
Mills attempted to balance
a bucket of water above an
ajar door so that when Paul
McCartney's lawyer opened
it it fell on her head, according
to evidence we have seen.
The
incident, had it happened,
might have been the most egregious
breach of health and safety
in the courthouse in living
memory.
Heather
Mills was paid £24.3mn
per leg in the Paul McCartney
divorce settlement. A record.
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