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Porn
Baron Dies After Stroke
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Britain's
most successful pornographer has died
after a 60 year stroke.
Paul
Raymond, 82, amassed a £650million
fortune and with it criticism from
many, including this newspaper, the
Daily Moan.
He
was admitted to our Hall Of Disgrace
in 1987, and we have never had a good
word to say about him - he made too
much money and his breasts were nothing
to shout about. He will be sadly missed.
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Baron All Banged Out At 82
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The
life of the now dead porn baron Paul
Raymond is to be celebrated in a controversial
musical revue in which women keep
all their clothes on and argue about
politics while men, some as young
as 54, get them coffee.
The
operatic satire by little known Hungarian,
Hunglo Tonedef, has been likened to
a cross between Dostoyevski, Angry
Old Women and Gordon Brown singing
like a Geisher Girl.
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Paul
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With 1000 Breast Salute
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Women's
breasts, some as big as DD,
will line the route taken
by the funeral cortege of
the King Of Soho as it passes
erotically through the streets
of Soho, or it might be erratically
for all they tell us.
Raymond,
famous for introducing breasts
to Britain in the 60's, once
referred to a vagina as a
juicy peach.
Raymond
is most famous for falling
out of bed during a masturbation
tournament in 1977. One person
died.
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KING
OF PHWORE HANGS UP HIS SWORD
AT 82
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Paul
Raymond, the galloping gobbler,
has finally died after a long
battle with his accountants.
During
his life he built up an enormous
endowment of £650mn.
Raymond,
still 82, will be fondly remembered
for transforming London's
fishing village Soho town
into a fish smelling international
den of disrepute.
To
claim your free wank in the
Soho Mayfair, cut out and
collect 10 hand sized coupons
from the Daily Stir, put them
in your back pocket and go
into the lavatories on the
ground floor, cubical 5, before
7th July 2008.
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