The Queen is to accept the first piece of delayed luggage from British Airways Terminal 5, to conclude her two part opening ceremony which was begun last week, later today.

The Queen, II, who successfully opened Heathrow Terminal 5 only 3 days earlier, was then unable to immediately collect her luggage which was sent as part of the opening ceremony to a random destination of the new computer's choosing.

The Queen will accept the royal delayed luggage after a special private luncheon with executives of British Airways in which venison and new potatoes from the royal potato farm will be consumed.

Following the 'handing over' ceremony, a corgi will then be allowed to cock its leg and relieve itself on the British Airways executive of its choosing.

No Britons flied.