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21st April 2008
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British Bailout

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)
Why Oh Why Oh Why Did The Bank Of England Give £50bn To Banks?

The Bank of England gave £50bn to banks this morning. It's a disgrace!

£50bn, enough for 50 hospitals that cost £1bn each, was gobbled up by greedy banks looking for money from innocent taxpayers.

And if that wasn't enough for the greedy banks, the Bank of England said it could offer as much as £100bn.

£100bn?

That's enough for £1000 for every man woman child and family pet in the country! Buggering hell.

21st April

Bunch of Bankers

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BBQ (Spoof of the BBC)
Banks Get £50bn From Bank Of England

Banks benefited from the Bank of England giving them £50bn this morning.

The government hopes that the £50bn will help prevent another Northern Rock.

£50bn. Count 'em.

Banks will get the £50bn if they ask for it.

The Bank of England has conditions for lending the £50bn.

£50bn is more than £49bn.

21st April

 

 
 
 

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B of E Analysis

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Dully Mirror (Spoof of Daily Mirror)
Analysis: Bank of England Outline Terms Of £50bn Lender Of Last Resort Financing

Brief summary of the details of the Bank of England £50bn 'scheme' as far as we understand it (from ft.com, the only source we could find at the time of researching this):

1) A fee is charged based on the difference between 3 month Libor rate and the interest on 3 month government paper: Currently that is 1%, but it could reduce if the Libor rate reduces (which is what the BofE wants)

2) Haircut: Banks don't get £1 for ever £1 of mortgaged backed securities. According to the FT, banks will get between 12% and 22% less, which is quite a hefty discount to the value of the assets being offered.

3) The BofE will value securities at 'observed market values' these are depressed at the moment.

So, based on this, the scheme is hardly a bailout. In fact any bank who does take the BofE up on this could very well be desperate. The list of institutions who do take this up will be interesting. We'll keep a look out for it.

21st April