Mate, my old dad used to say that when the brown stuff hits the fan take cover. He would undoubtedly approve that this government is busy trying to switch the fan off completely before it does any more damage. Good on 'em.

Mate, is it me or are the birds less attractive since Gordon Brown took over?

Mate, I was shagging my ladyboy friend last night and she screamed credit crunch during sex. What is the bitch going on about?

Mate, what we need is a Chancellor who looks great with her top off.

Meanwhile, according to the same survey, c22% say they are 'somewhat' confident, compared to c6% who are 'rather' confident. And the difference between somewhat and rather is...?

Dictionary definition of somewhat: rather. (American Heritage Dictionary)

Dictionary definition of rather: somewhat. (American Heritage Dictionary) !!! Definitions found on dictionary.com

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