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Teacher
Trouble
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WHAT
SHAPE TITS HAVE YOU GOT? GUIDE FOR EVERY READER
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They're
All NUTs!
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Strikeatorial
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How long will it be until
NUT, the National Union of
Teachers, realise that their
initials sound really stupid?
"It
sounds like they are all Nuts
to me" said a guy who
came into the office to fix
our photocopying machine,
and he is right.
The
whole problem could all go
away were they to rename themselves
NUOT.
The
fact that they haven't ever
thought of doing this just
shows what complete tossers
they all are. Probably too
busy going on holiday, as
usual.
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24
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Nuts
Enough
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FREE
HOW TO GO OUT ON STRIKE GUIDE FOR EVERY TEACHER
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NUT
Strike, Letters To The Editor
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Comrade,
I expect the tabloids will be criticizing
our legitimate protest today and picking
on our union's initials once more.
Let them do it. I am not an actual
nut, although I am a member of NUT.
Comrade,
It is about time teachers are given
a living wage and enough water to
drink. Is that too much to ask? I
think nut.
Comrade,
NUT? NUT? I read in this morning's
The Boobs
that we should change our union's
name to NUOT to stop all of this joshing
that our union is called NUT. NUT
today NUT forever.
Comrade,
nut for the first time teachers have
been left high and dry without a leg
to stand on. Before today I had never
mixed a metaphor in my life. I am
at my wits end. Money now or I will
gibber incoherently for the rest of
term. Ooo!
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24
April
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Click
here
to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
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Nut
Case
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FREE
WORLD CUP 2008 FLAG FOR EVERY READER
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NUTS,
THE LOT OF 'EM
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NUT's
teachers went out on strike
today leaving children, some
as young as 5, alone and in
anguish as to what they did
wrong.
Crying,
some for as long as all day,
children were left to their
own devices in classrooms
with only a cup of water for
solace.
This
must stop: NUT are nuts if
they think this can go on.
And
as this day-long strike ends,
the prospect remains for another
one. Next time they might
not be as lucky. Or are they
just Nuts to think they can
get away with it?
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24
April
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NUT
Allergy
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FREE
DVD OF SOME CRUSTY OLD WAR FILM AGAIN
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NUT
Out On Strike? It's A Bleedin' Disgrace
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It
may only be a 24 hour strike, but
in fact teachers were only out for
6 hours today, which is just bloody
typical for a profession who gets
more holidays than the whole of Fleet
Street put together.
It's
about time NUT realise what a disgrace
that they are. Not only are their
initials an insult to those with a
mental health problem, they are also
an insult to peanuts, cashews and
pecans.
NUT
must learn to stop whining about a
pay deal already agreed by an independent
body and get back to work, such as
teaching is. Bloody slackers the lot
of em.
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