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Connietroversy
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JOURNALISTS OUTSIDE OUR OFFICES TODAY
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What
Do We Want? More Money, When
Do We Want It? NOW!
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The
journalists here at the nation's
favourite Daily Star continue
to strike for more money.
In
the meantime, yesterday, in
London, some fit young woman
was wrestled to the ground
when she refused to let go
of an Olympic Torch she was
carrying at the time. Unfortunately
she had all her clothes on
and nothing was ripped of
during the wrestle.
In
other news, journalists at
the Daily Star are not being
paid enough. Desmond has offered
us an under inflation raise
which is an insult to us and
our families.
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Huq
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What
The Huq Is Going On?
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This
is just typical - after 10 years of
this bloody government, a young woman,
out for a peaceful jog in London,
gets attacked by Tibet protesters
for no fault of her own.
What
had she done to deserve this?
Luckily
she was only wearing a cheap tracksuit
but it could have been a lot worse.
Just
imagine what could have happened if
she had been out jogging wearing an
expensive necklace, for instance,
or a handbag filled with mobile phones?
It's
time we Londoners take a stand against
these idiots out to give a beating
to innocent law abiding people.
That
the person who made the lunge for
our Connie, wasn't a teenage hoodie
alcoholic is something to be thankful
for. But that is small comfort ...
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Blue
Peter Connie Huq Mugged During
Olympic Torch Run
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Children
across the nation cried today
at the shocking sight of their
favourite ex Blue Peter presenter
Connie Huq mugged in the streets
by protesters keen to get
their hands on the Olympic
Torch.
Soon
after the man, 56, made for
a grab, ten burly torch guards
bundled on him and squashed
him a flyin.
Three
Karate was used, one person
flied.
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Bugger
Up For Huq
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Police
Contain Tibet Protests, One Ex Blue
Peter Presenter Beaten Up
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London
police heralded yesterday's efforts
to protect the Olympic torch as a
success after it got to its final
destination in one piece.
The
torch was held aloft a running person
through the streets of London amidst
a little carnage, some of which led
to the beating up of a Blue Peter
presenter, 26.
Ms
Huq, who was running with her own
legs, suddenly noticed a man coming
in from the side to make a grab for
the Olympic torch and the dreams of
billions.
But,
by the time she noticed what was going
on, Huq was underneath the biggest
bundle she had ever been under possibly
since school.
Speaking
shortly after the bundle, a police
officer, who jumped on top of the
Blue Peter presenter, told reporters
that he thought that bundling should
be allowed as a new Olympic sport
just for this year's Olympics.
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