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My
'Bust' Boob, By 'Busty' Boom-Boom Brown
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Gordon
Brown talks exclusively to us down
the telephone:
"HELLO.
Yes, I should never have said it was
the end of busts, I regret that, yes.
Yes,
busts are here to stay. Big busts,
small busts, wobbly busts. Love em
all. Yes, exactly like that Mika fellow,
very profound. Uhuh.
Yes.
It was a mistake to say that busts
were a thing of the past and I can
now reveal that I love busts and cant
wait to get home to see my wife's.
Oh,
damn, this is the Daily Moan isn't
it, sorry, I thought you were The
Sun. Pip pip."
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Brown
Stuff
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Prime
Minister Apologises For 'End
To Boom And Bust' Gaff
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The
Prime Minister, Gordon Brown,
apologised today for his previous
comments claiming it was the
end of all booms and busts.
"I
was premature in my analysis
that the days of boom and
bust were over back in 1998
when I said this, but I am
now pretty sure that there
won't be another boom again.
This
could well be the bust to
end all busts too looking
at the figures."
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here
to go theVoiceofReason .co.uk home page
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Brown
Down
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Gordon
Brown Is A Fish, Claims Marine
Expert
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Gordon
Brown's gasp for air is a
dead giveaway that he is actually
a fish and he is gasping for
air just like a goldfish does,
that's according to an expert
of the watery unexplained.
"I
have seen him gasp, occasionally
and was, at first, quite scared,
but the more I looked the
more I realised that he is
just trying to force air through
his gills."
A
spokesfish for number 10 told
this website: "Gordon
Brown's gasp is a nervous
reaction and is not to be
seen as a sign that he is
a fish."
Gawp.
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15th
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Brown
Brown
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Isinit
An Boom Busta?
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And
now a 'street' poem by a fat
guy sitting in a cubicle on
the 21st floor of One Canada
Square, Canary Wharf:
Down
go de house pryceees,
[flicks
fingers]
Up
go de Torie facees
[flicks
fingers the other way]
Labour
slumpin in de polls
Torys
up, ain't it'a droll?
11
years of Labour in de house
and
de Torys goin lighten up de
grass!
Cameron
now a stammerin,
Brown
he now haz a frown,
Clegg
he's well dead!
And
here comes de by election.
Brown
needs a good erection
coz
wivout it he's well fat
Fat
cat flat blatt shat cat in his
hat.
Yous
arse is grass man!
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