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7th June 2008
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Den Dover Controversy

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Treehuggian (Spoof of The Guardian)
Bend Over, Euro Tory, Steps Down

Comrade, Am I mistaken but did I read in yesterday's edition that the Tories have a member called Bend Over? Why have we never taken the Mickey out of them before today for that? A Tory, named Bend Over? Ha Ha Ha Haaaa ha ha ha oooooo ha ha. Thanks for the best laugh this year.

Comrade, I am assured that the Tory who has just resigned is called Den Dover and not Bend Over as your report reported. Nonetheless what a laugh I had at your expense. Well done and keep up the gooo work.

Comrade, I am incensed that a Tory could be so naughty with his apparently legal financial dealings in Europe. No, I disagree with your editorial, it does not make it funny just because his name is Bend Over. Bloody Tories I hate them all.

Comrade, Is it me or isn't the spelling of the Tory in Europe, who has just resigned, called Den Dover and not Bend Over as reported in your excellent organ? Sorry to be so pedantic but I think we should be told.
7 June

 
 
 

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Den Or Ben Dover Or Over?

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Daily Armstretchograph (Spoof of Daily Telegraph)
Den Dover Explains His Embarrassment At Being Called Bend Over By Liberal Press

You know, I've always had a problem with my name. Ever since I was a little boy people would tease me and ask how they pronounce it. So I made up a song that I copied exactly from Liza Minnelli. And it goes something like this...

It's Den with a D not Den with a B, coz Den with a B goes bbb not ddd.

It's Den instead of Ben, not Ben instead of Den.. it's easy, it's breezy...

And so I also have another song for my surname...

It's not O-ver it's Do-ver, it isn't Oooo-ver it's Doooo-ver! Yaaaaa!

I hope this has explained how my name is pronounced so that next time the beautiful press, and I really mean that they're beautiful every one of them, they call be Den Dover and not Bend Over.
7 June