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13th June 2008
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Museum Strike

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)
Queues Outside Museums Before Expected Strike Next Week

News that museum workers are to go on strike has lead to thousands of people panicking to get into museums across the country.

Visitors had to queue for over two hours outside The Science Museum in London for most of the day. Scuffles were reported amongst those who had been queuing and were told they could not enter when they were told to go home at 6pm.

One queuer told this reporter: "I have been queuing here for the last five minutes and I'm going to get in by hook or by crook. Newton wouldn't have had any of these shenanigan, he would have kicked some butt."

Reports of scuffles outside the National Railway Museum in York lead to a riot with five people arrested under terror laws.

Nobody died.

13th June

 
 
 

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