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17th June 2008
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Inflation Station

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Daily Moan (Spoof of Daily Mail)
Inflation At 3.3% Even Though Prices Up Much More In Last Year

The Office Of Noddy Statistics revealed an underlying Noddy inflation rate of 3.3% today, or 4.blah% if you use the retail prices index. This despite the price of bread rising 50% during the same period.

This is an absolute disgrace and is the biggest rip off since the government made up its 45 minutes claim on Iraq before the war.

3.3%? That's a 3 with a point followed by a 3, percent? Inflation under 10% would be unbelievable for the last year, what's going on?

At least in Zimbabwe they have the honesty to say inflation is running at 100,000% or whatever.

17th June

Inflation For The Nation

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Inflation At 3.3% Over The Last Year? This Must Surely Be A Lie, Up There With The 45 Minutes Iraq Claim, The Office Of National Statistics Have Some Explaining To Do

theVoiceofReason.co.uk has written to the Office Of National Statistics to ask them for the figures they used to calculate the June 2008 CPR inflation figure of 3.3%. We just do not believe this figure, there either has been a mistake or they have made that figure up.

It's a complete joke to believe that inflation over the last year was only 3.3%, or even 4.3% for the RPI. Anything under 10% would be surprising to us. The government must now explain. Bread alone is up around 50% over the last year.

Where is the Dr Kelly inside the Office of National Statistics? We need an honest whistleblower now!

17th June

 

 
 
 

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Inflation Relation

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Daily Stir (Spoof of Daily Star)
Tyre Pressure Inflation Could Increase Above 34 This Year

Car tyres could be inflated above 34 clicks on that garage doobrie clickie thingie this year, which is higher than at any time since garage doobrie thingies were invented in the 1930's, according to an expert on that kind of thing.

Inflation, as measured by how much air we put in our car tyres, rose 3.3% over the last year, the highest rate of rise since God knows when.

If we as a nation keep inflating our tyres like this there's gonna be one helluva explosion in the future, according to a guy on the phone.

When this tyre explosion occurs Jeremy Clarkson could one of the highest profile casualties.

Loads will die.

17th June