Boris Johnson got his right nipple stuck in a ringing cell phone earlier today.

The alleged incident occurred when the London mayor attempted to answer a telephone call in the mayoral swimming pool at about 2:30 pm.

It is believed that the cell phone became affixed to the mayor's man breast shortly after the cell phone started ringing and before he managed to get it to his ear.

The cell phone was removed by the mayor himself by 'jiggling left and right for a bit', while he told the caller to 'hang on a minute'.

Mr Johnson had been warned earlier about taking calls on his cell phone by a lifeguard. Johnson was later banned from the pool for breaking the pool rules which also include no petting and no dive bombing.

The lifeguard has since been sacked and replaced by what is described as a more Boris friendly official.

Boris Johnson refused to resign again when we called him last night.

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Did you know: A Johnson is another name for a penis in America.