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22nd July 2008
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Credit Crunch Brunch

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Kellogg's Reveal New 'Credit Crunchy' Breakfast Cereal

Credit Crunchy breakfast cereal

Kellogg's, the well known cereal manufacturer, is selling a new breakfast cereal called Credit Crunchy we have discovered by reading a press release from the company.

The cereal has nuts, oats, bread, pieces of strawberry and raspberry and chocolate coin shapes in it and is being sold in supermarkets across this mighty kingdom.

A spokesman for the company told this newspaper:

"During the Great Depression we made a very popular cheese and wood breakfast cereal but there are no plans to revamp that today."
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