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4th August 2008
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Gary Glitter Comes To Support Of David Cameron

Gary Glitter the convicted child molester and 1970's sparkly pop icon, gave his support to David Cameron in his first press conference after being released from jail in Vietnam, we can now reveal.

The disgraced pop sensation said he would only return to the country after a Conservative Party victory in the next general election.

Bitter Glitter, 67, said he also liked the cut of Boris Johnson's jib, a first.

A spokesman for David Cameron initially screamed and ran away when we told him what Gary Glitter had said, but when he called back later he said that it would be inappropriate to comment on such comments from a disgraced 1970 pop icon.

4 Aug

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Gary Glitter Comes To Support Of David Milliband

Convicted pop perv, Gary Glitter, 64, came to the support of Labour Party leader hopeful David Milliband earlier today.

Speaking in his first press conference after being released from jail in Vietnam, Glitter said that it was time for Gordon Brown to step down and a newer, shiner faced, smiley guy to take over.

Gary Glitter, who's hits included 'Do You Want To Touch Me', and 'I'm the Leader of The Gang I am' was uncontrollable and had to be sedated.

A spokesman for David Milliband refused to comment on Glitter's comments, saying it was inappropriate to listen to a single thing the 1970's pop washout said.

4 Aug

 

 
 
 

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Gary Glitter Comes To Support Of Gordon Brown

Gary Glitter publicly came to the support of Gordon Brown in his first press conference after leaving jail in Vietnam, we can now reveal.

The disgraced "Do you want to be in my gang oooh yeah!" singer said it was a tough job but Gordon Brown was doing well and he had his full support.

Gary Glitter announced that royalties from his newly released Greatest Hits album will go to the aid of Northern Rock shareholders.

A spokesman for Gordon Brown said he would not comment on the comments from the 1970 pop prince, other than to say he was a lying untrustworthy bastard who should not be listened to even on the radio.

4 Aug