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House
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ANTHONY WORALL THOMPSON'S 'LIVING DANGEROUSLY'
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Loan
Sharks Set To Enter Mortgage Market
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Loan
sharks are pleading with the chancellor
of the exchequer to let them help
in the current mortgage crisis, we
have discovered.
Heavy
Brothers Finance Ltd, which specializes
in loans with an interest rate of
over 1500% a year, said they have
had a number of approaches from worried
first-time buyers who fear that they
will never get on the housing ladder
because of the mortgage drought.
The
chancellor is said to be considering
the offer, along with a number of
other options which includes scrapping
stamp duty, doubling stamp duty, trebling
stamp duty and burning down all houses
under 2 years of age.
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House
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CHANCELLOR DARLING DART BOARD FOR EVERY READER
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Chancellor
Darling Considers Doubling The
Rate Of Stamp Duty
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A
spokesman from Number 11 has
dropped a hint that one of
the options Chancellor Darling
is now considering is to drop
hints that he is about to
double the rate of stamp duty
on house purchases in an attempt
to get the recently stalled
housing market back on its
feet again.
The
housing market is said to
have stalled when Darling,
6ft 1in, refused to rule out
that he was considering scrapping
stamp duty for a limited period
when it was hinted at by a
Radio 4 presenter last week.
A
spokesman for the Estate Agents
Association said that doubling
the rate of stamp duty would
definitely put the fear of
god into anyone who has been
moaning on the telly about
the chancellor possibly scrapping
it soon.
"This could be the short
term fillip that the market
has been looking for, well
done Darling. It's thinking
outside the box like this
that has made him only the
second chancellor of the exchequer
this millennium," said
a person.
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House
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Down
And Outs Who Sleep On the Street
Are Now Richer Than People Who
Own Homes
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Tramps
who sleep on the streets at
night and don't have two pennies
to rub together, are now richer
than people who live in 5
bedroom mansions, according
to research
Percy
Sheldon, who has been sleeping
on the streets of London for
the last five years, made
no money last month at all,
but when compared to the £5000
the owner of a 5 bedroom house
in Mayfair lost when his house
fell that much in value in
a month, he's literally rolling
in it.
The
newly rich 'street sleepers'
could rise up and take over
large swathes of London in
the coming housing recession,
according to some guy in orange
banging cymbals.
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