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Disaffected
Labour Supporters Begin Campaign Of
Blowing Raspberries At Gordon Brown
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Some
former Home Secretary or other, who
looks a bit like Ronnie Barker did
in his prime and before he died so
tragically bless him, said that Gordon
Brown is 'ppftw wttttppppp twwwitz'
last night, the first time that an
ex member of the cabinet has spoken
openly in Raspberry to reporters.
"I
want you to call me The Phantom
Raspberry Blower Of Olde London Town
from this moment on, and this is what
I think of Gordon Brown: "pppffrrt
wtttw ittzzzzzzz bppprrtt," he
repeated.
A
spokesman for Gordon Brown, still
the prime minister, told this website
that it wasn't a very good night from
him, and it wasn't a very good night
for us too.
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Downing
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A
raspberry fight organized on internet
website Facebook and scheduled to
take place outside Downing Street
was allowed to go ahead last night,
leading to a number of casualties.
A
spokesman for the police told this
newspaper:
"This
is a new craze and involves a number
of people meeting up and then blowing
raspberries at each other. Some of
the people bring Gordon Brown masks
and then the idea seems to be to blow
raspberries at this person, but then
it all breaks down and anyone within
earshot is raspberried. It's completely
juvenile and breaks a number of terrorist
laws."
A
man in a cape who looks just like
Ronnie Barker did in his prime and
before he died sort of swanned in
and lead the raspberry attack.
Boris
Johnson, the London mayor, has called
for the police to be trained in comedy
terrorist attacks.
Mr
Clarke, former Home Secretary, denied
he was the Phantom Raspberry Blower
of Olde London Towne again last night.
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Phantom
Raspberry Blower From Olde London Town
To The Rescue!
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What
this economy needs is some bitingly
satirical humour dressed up as good
old fashioned slapstick like wot entertained
a whole nation in the dim dark days
of the 1970's, our last Labour inspired
recession.
That
is why today here at the Daily Moan
we are proud to endorse the return
of The Phantom Raspberry Blower
Of Olde London Town who's task
it is to simply blow a raspberry every
time he is near Gordon Brown or any
of his goons.
We
have said everything we can think
about this disastrous man, now a bottom
burp sound from the mouth is all that
is left!
So,
Mr Brownstuff, if you are listening:
"PPPfffff tttwwww ittttzz zzzz
zz zzppfffff rrrr tttttppp www."
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Gordon
Brown Relaunch Delayed Due To
Inclement Wind Sounds Coming
In From London Streets
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London
police have called for an
end to blowing raspberries
at the prime minister after
a man who is thought to be
an ex cabinet minister and
who looks surprisingly like
Ronnie Barker in his prime
and before he died, dressed
up in a cape and blew raspberries
at the prime minister during
his attempt at a relaunch
this afternoon.
This
unauthodox attack came just
minutes into a speech the
prime minister was giving
in an attempt to reassert
his authority.
The
prime minister seemed initially
to resist the attack but when
police attempted to remove
the protester, another person
took his place to continue
the audible raspberry protest.
A
spokesman for the Gordon Brown
relaunch told this newspaper:
"Plan
B is to secretly flood Tewksbury."
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