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27th October 2008
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BBC Apology

BBQ (Spoof of The BBC)
Full Transcript of The BBC Text Message Apology To Andrew Sachs

Manuel,

Soz 4 de offence cauzd by Ross n Brand on your aphone.

BBC Complaints Jim

27 Oct

 

 
 
 

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Ross Russ Rassle

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Brand and Ross Should Be Castrated For Manuel Insults

Russell Brand, the flyaway haired Yorkshire ripper look-ee-likee comedian with the sprayed on trousers, should have his goolies removed for his part in a series of outbursts which he left on Andrew Sachs', 78, answerphone, about vigorous porking exploits with Sachs's 23 year old grand daughter.

It's a bleeding effing disgrace.

In the increasingly squeaky messages, Brand, 31 inches, initially attempted to hilariously carry out an interview with the Fawlty Towers star on his answerphone. This soon deteriorated after Jonathan 'the gobshite' Ross, £18 million, used the ferk word in an astonishingly lack of judgement type way for which he should be forced to resign and pay back all the money we've paid him.

The father and son team then proceeded to make three further calls to the old thesp in increasingly higher pitched voices.

Sources at the BBC have said that the show was recorded on Thursday and was approved by some sycophantic suck up for broadcast on Saturday.

Many will be sacked, none of them Jonathan Ross.

27 Oct