The real scandal of yachtgate may be not who said what to whom when and how, but what they were all wearing at the time.

If they were all wearing Nazi fetish costumes when they said what they did then this scandal has a lot more to run.

Oh, and if there was any spanking going on then we all want to hear about it too.

So until something juicy comes out we will just speculate that something rather spicy was going on that they are trying to keep from coming out.

In the meantime all we can say is: Come on George, get em off!

Questions of George Osborne's judgement improved last night as it was revealed that he couldn't have run a mile when a donation was mentioned because he was on a yacht at the time.

Had he ran a mile* when a donation was mentioned he would have had only two options:

1) run round and round in circles for a mile on the yacht

2) run into the sea.

*What is a nautical mile, is it just a mile at sea, or do you take the ups and downs of the waves into account? Nobody tells us nothing.