David Cameron has slammed the Prime Minister for congratulating Barack Obama on his success, claiming hypocrisy earlier today.

Cameron told the Commons that Gordon Brown, still the Prime Minister, had earlier said that the current state of the world economy needed experienced leaders and not a novice and Mr Obama was a novice because he had never held any kind of high office.

The Prime Minister retorted by saying that what he meant earlier was that it was no place for a white novice who sounded like a toff and whose surname rhymed with Mameron.

Gordon Brown had earlier gotten into controversy for openly supporting Barack Obama, something the Tories would never do openly, choosing a more covert operation like the information they allegedly helped collect against Bill Clinton for George HW Bush which is different.

US Erection: Hot Sarah Palin Doesn't Win

Red hot vice presidential candidate babe Sarah Palin failed to become the first sexy chick to enter the White House today. Crusty old timer John McCain, 72, the Vietnam war vet who can't wave properly, failed to win by a shed load. The winner was some guy who looks like a geeky Will Smith but can't sing or dance but has an embarrassing name initial, BO, which stands for 'body odour', ew.

Sarah Palin was our choice for Vice President in the USA election. Not since Margaret Thatcher have we seen such a fine woman in politics.

Not only is Palin one of the most impressive speakers on the economy, on Russia and shooting stuff, she is also a sexy kitty cat.

Palin came to prominence as she could see Russia from her house. Only 44 and a mother of 5, she was critical of a resurgent Russia which she monitored the coast of when doing the washing up in her own kitchen.

Hopefully this magnificent intellect will stand for president in four years time.

Obama Wamma Bamma Slamma!!!

Barack Obama became only the second black president of the USA in history today. Bill Clinton, the first black president, was filled with tears on news that Obama, 47, is to become president just like wot he was. Clinton's wife, Hillary, failed in her attempt to stop Obama from winning the Democratic Party nomination for President in a bitter campaign that made her cry.