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Christmas
Number 1
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X
Factor Alexandra To Top Pops
This Chrissy
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Straight
to the top of the charts,
that's what X Factor favourite
Alexandria is set to do this
week only days after winning
telly's favourite talent show.
Simon
Cowell, 45 million, said "Ally
is set to top the charts for
up to ten weeks, a record
darling."
Radio
One has said that if it played
the single end to end it could
continue playing the hit until
Christmas without stopping
even once. This would be the
first time the station has
ever done this.
Did
You Know: Top DJ of the
70's Dave Lee Travis was once
known as the hairy cornflake.
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Chrissy
Pressies
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'My
2% Christmas' By Merv And the
Bankers
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A
musicalised Panto version
of the letters Bank Of England
Guv Merv sends to the chancellor
when inflation goes above
2% is set to top the charts
this Christmastude.
For
a free download that costs
only 89p click behind
you.
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Xmas
Pop Pickers
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John
Sergeant's 'I'm In Heaven' Hit To
Top Charts This Christmas
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John
Sergeant is to reprise Fred Astaire's
'I'm In Heaven' dancey hit, set to
top the charts this Christmas if Strictly
Come Dancing's lead in the ratings
over shitv's X Factor is anything
to go by.
Sergeant,
62, won the hearts of millions with
his dancing style, a cross between
a one legged Fred Astaire and Miss
Piggy. Three people died.
In
the mp3 single, available from all
bad music download sites, Sergeant
dances just like Fred Astaire did
when he sang the song the first time
around, although no video was available
for us to review, a relief.
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'Bish
Bash Bosh' To Top Christmas
Charts
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Timmy
Mallet and David Van Day are
set to top the charts this
Christmas with sales of their
I'm A Celebrity smash
hit, already selling five
times more than X Factor's
Alexandria, according to our
counting.
If
it tops the charts, this will
be David Van Day's first ever
number one. He only ever got
to number 4 with 80's pop
sensations Dollar, now worth
only 75p. Timmy Mallet also
starred.
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Top
Of The Festive Charts
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Alistair
Darling's 'Halfway Down The
Stairs' To Be Christmas Hit
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Chancellor
of the Exchequer Alistair
Darling could be set to follow
in the footsteps of Muppet
Show favourite Kermit The
Frog after releasing his
hit this Christmas.
This
is the first time that a living
chancellor has released a
song for the Christmas pop
charts. A number of dead chancellors
have released hits which charted
badly, including Dennis Healy's
'Tulips From Henley On Thames
For Christmas' and Norman
'Piaf' Lamont's 'Je Ne Regrette
Rein At Winter'.
If
it charts above 894 in the
top 1000, Darling's hit will
be the biggest hit from a
living or dead chancellor
to date, a record.
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Bernie
Madoff And The Escapers: "All I
Want For Christmas Is All Your Money"
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"You
scumbaig you maggoit you cheap lousy
faggoit", those are just
some of the words in biggest-fraud-hedge-
fund-shambles-in-the-history-of-money
Bernie Madoff's Christmas hit, recorded
just before he admitted he had been
lying about how good a fund manager
he was for the last twenty years.
Any
proceeds of sales will go to repaying
the $50billion he allegedly stole
with his own hands.
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