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DG
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BBC's
Wogan Must Resign Over Inappropriate
'DG' Quips
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In
the true traditions of this
campaigning newspaper, The
Boobs today calls on the BBC
to sack their star presenter
Terry Wogan for making light
of the recent arrest of 'The
DG', or 'The Damian Green',
a senior conservative MP in
the shadow immigration office
arrested during an enquiry
into leaks.
'The
DG', f or
years the butt of the elderly
statesman of Irish broad-casting's
jokes, was mercilessly lampooned
on the morning after his arrest
by police.
This
incident happened only weeks
following one of the worst
abuses of an elderly person
since the Suez crisis in 1956,
when Jonathan Ross, still
suspended, and Russell Brand,
still wearing suspenders,
phoned some guy who supposedly
came from Barcelona back in
the day.
The
BBC told our reporter that
when Wogan, 46, uses the term
'DG' he means the Director
General of the BBC and not
Damian Green at all.
This
won't wash with us, Wogan
should go!
Did You Know - Damien
was the name of the devil
child in the hit evil movie
The Omen. Police have refused
to reveal any connection between
MP Damian Green and The Omen,
although if the MP was arrested
at 7:06am it is proof this
is what the police are thinking
as that time is 6:66 in time
numbers.
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Balding
Middle Aged Tory Arrested. It's A
Bleedin Disgrace!
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Damian
Green, carrying out his respectable
business of bashing this bloody government
with information given to him by some
rogue civil servant in the immigration
office, or other, was keeping quiet
today. He's learnt his lesson, had
he been doing that before he wouldn't
have gotten into the trouble he's
got himself in.
Green,
57, was arrested and his Westminster
office was searched. It is not clear
what embarrassing items were found,
but it could be hilarious.
 MP
Green, 46, was question-ed for 9 whole
hours and then bailed to appear in
a police station in February.
All
Green, Damian, did was to reveal embarrassing
figures from the not fit for purpose
immigration service.
He
should be given a medal not arrested
for all the good he has done.
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Damian
Farce
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It
Was MP Green, With the Lead
Piping In The Library, Police
Claim In Christmas Party Cluedo
Arrest
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Four
police officers, accompanied
by five community support
constables, some as young
as 14, were involved in the
arrest of Damian Green in
Westminster, we can now report.
The
incident happened following
a late night high stakes session
of Cluedo, according to sources.
 Officers
playing the game became convinced
that a murder was about to
be committed in Westminster
and quickly looked for a suitable
character.
They
first looked for a Colonel
Mustard and couldn't find
one.
They
then searched for a Miss Scarlet
and couldn't find her either.
Then
they looked for a Reverend
Green and found him. Rev Damian
Green was quickly arrested
and his office was searched
for a lead pipe.
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Green
Means Go
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Do
You Know Anyone Hot Who Knows
Leak MP Who Wants To Strip To
The Waist For Our Page 3?
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Friends
and family of arrested leaks
MP Damian Green were being
asked to come forward today
if they look good with their
top off.
Our
editor told himself:
"Wot
the country needs now is some
major hot Tory totty. Come
on girls and guys with big
tits, whip em out for the
lads!"
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