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QUIZ
HOST BOB'S NUMBER IS FINALLY UP
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 Join
us as we mourn the loss of Bob Monkhouse, one of the nation's
greatest entertainers with a selection of the crappest jokes
we could find on the internet this morning... |
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Did
you hear the one about the dessert that kept trying to jump
off the table?
It was a lemming meringue pie.
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How
do you double the value of a Skoda?
Fill it with petrol. |
Why
did the one eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to the birds eye factory. |
Did
you hear the one about the fat friar?
He was a chipmonk. |
What's
orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot. |
What
do you call a Skoda with two exhausts?
A wheelbarrow. |
What's
brown and sticky?
A stick. |
Where
do apes cook their toast?
Under the gorilla. |
