Kofi Cockle Conspiracy

INSIDE: Part Three of our life size Peter Andre poster today - left nipple to six pack 'I SAW PICTURE OF KOFI'S COCKLE', SAYS EX MINISTER British intelligence took pictures of UN General Secretary Kofi Annan whilst he dined in a fish restaurant, we have been told. The picture, which was taken during the period leading up to war in Iraq last year, were 'standard operational surveillance pictures' and are nothing to be alarmed at, a government source has said.