Notes: Ensure
enough towels are on hand on the floor and walls to mop up any beer and peanuts
missed. Pint
of beer lift: Sit at pub-bar shoulder height, to minimise your arm movement.
Drink pint in large gulps, preferably all down in one go. Packet
of crisps neck stretch: Get barkeep (your nominated crisp spotter) to open
the packet of crisps for you. Tip head back, pour entire contents into mouth in
one movement. Sitting
peanut catch: Sit
at the bar facing outwards, get darts players to aim peanuts into your mouth.
Once you have perfected this technique try doing it in a comfy chair which fully
supports your back. Between
each set allow a full 60 seconds for burping and farting | 
