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Ken-jestion charging starts today
Our Boobacious Babe-orter drives into Ken's new central zone

It was 7:30 and I was, quite frankly, amazed at how pain-free my journey was into work this morning. I am usually three days late, but today I was a whole hour early!

Brown suit

This morning the city of London resembled a ghost town (but without the ghosts). I happily swerved my car all over the road without fear of hitting anyone! The place was deserted!! There was not even a disabled person in their smaller blue cars to get in my way this morning!!! Go'ed Ken!!!!

On the downside, the roads were so quiet the pigeons did get under the tyres which made my journey a little bumpier than I would have expected, but, on the whole, well done Ken. Is Ken the messiah? You know, I think he is!!!!!

"He was just a lucky bastard", said a Conservative Party spokesman.

 

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