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| War
on Terror update | | Raisins
discovered in north London flat | |
Delia
Smith, a television cook, has been called in to investigate the discovery of raisins
in a North London flat. 6 north Africans under the age of 87 have been arrested.
No Sultanas are believed to be involved.
| Raisin
poison | | Causes
gastroenteritis, vomiting and seizures | | Police
confirm traces of potato, tomato and apples in the flat, which 'can cause quite
a bruise if lobed really hard', a police spokesman told us. Security
services were alerted to the flat after seven boxes of Dates were discovered in
the Christmas refuse. (8Jan) |
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