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Tarrant's nervous bowel movements could have given contestant clue

Chris Tarrant has a "highly intelligent nervous bowel", it was suggested in court yesterday, and it could have been this which gave the clues that the Major used to win the Million pound prize.

Other possible sources of the clues include: A small yappy type dog, a complex scheme involving 'stereophonic burping' and 'bird song'. The case continues.

We have been told that the UK pub underwater synchronized farting champion team were also in the audience that night. Why has this not been mentioned in court? It's a disgrace!

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