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Tarrant's
nervous bowel movements could have given contestant clue
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Chris
Tarrant has a "highly intelligent nervous bowel",
it was suggested in court yesterday, and it could have been
this which gave the clues that the Major used to win the Million
pound prize.
Other
possible sources of the clues include: A small yappy type
dog, a complex scheme involving 'stereophonic burping' and
'bird song'. The case continues.
We
have been told that the UK pub underwater synchronized farting
champion team were also in the audience that night. Why has
this not been mentioned in court? It's a disgrace!
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