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Tony Blair's 'Eurovision Dream' dashed
Europe moves to stop UK's Prime Minister from 'inexorable increase in power'
Israel gets the message

The United Kingdom's historic Nill points in the Eurovision Song Contest, on Saturday, was a snub by a proud Europe finally standing up to 'battle hungry' Blair.

The song, sung by Jemini, is to be released straight to bargain bins today. The completely embarrassing nill points is normally only reserved for countries who gurgle when they sing, such as Denmark.

A Malteser told us: "Malta normally gives the UK some points in the voting, but not this year. Now we're in Europe we no longer need to kiss the UK's arse."

Israel received a shot across it's bow when it only came 19th in the contest. The Israeli cabinet, shocked, voted through the region's road to peace plan the day after.

 

 

 

 

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