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IRA 'spy' claims: "I am not a Steak Knife"
Set of 4 Steak Knives, £14.99

The man named as the British spy within the IRA, has denied that he is, or has ever been, a Steak Knife.

The 45 year old, who is now in hiding, told us: "I have never been a Steak Knife, the allegation is preposterous."

The British tabloid media are believed to have been tipped off by Peter 'The Pepperpot' Jones at a terrorism dinner where wine was served.

 

 

 

 

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