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Ian Huntleigh almost kills himself while on Suicide Watch
Suicide Watch definition
A high risk, but unliked, prisoner is watched when he commits suicide. Prisoner has large window in cell door so that up to 5 wardens can watch him commit suicide at any one time.
Suicide Prevention Watch definition
Wardens actively try to stop the prisoner from attempting suicide by not giving him 29 anti-depression tablets, rope to hang himself and items with a sharp edge.
With any luck the case continues

 

 

 

 

 

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