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We say: Ban the Edinburgh Fringe before someone else gets attacked

Following the 'comedy' attack at Prince William's 21st birthday party, where this man ran up on stage whilst shouting 'witty stuff' at the Royal Family, we have forced ourselves to confront our worst ever fears: What if this man had been a real terrorist and had managed to strangle the entire Royal Family with his bare hands?

How close did this man come to pulling off Prince William's loin cloth, exposing the Royal privates? It is completely unbelievable that this could have happen during this heightened state of national security at an African themed fancy dress party.

But, worst even still: What if this so called comedian, 36, had grabbed the Queen's enormous African tour hat and run away with it?

We shudder at the damage a real terrorist dressed like bin Laden could have achieved, and we thank the wonderful security services that stopped this incident being much worse than it was, even though they let him in in the first place.
Enough is enough: Help us stamp out this threat to the monarchy. Join us in our campaign to ban the Edinburgh Fringe

 

 

 

 

 

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