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Alistair Campbell ate my Muesli
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Commons Breakfast Room: Labour spin doctor and pugilist, Alistair 'come on then if you think yer hard enough' Campbell, took Tam Dalyell's bowl of muesli while he was eating it, pulled the spoon from his hand, sat down across the table from him, and then began to noisily eat the Labour MP's breakfast earlier today, we have been reliably informed.

Refilled bowl

The father of the House, Dalyell, swiftly refilled a new bowl and continued breakfasting.

Unfortunately Alistair Campbell does not have a nut allergy.

 

 

 

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