Thank you for all those who took part in our thorough four week investigation into whether the UK Government misled the country as a basis for going to war in Iraq.

Firstly, we would like to accept the government's apology for completely making up one of the documents, so lets move quickly on to the second one.

Although we have not seen any of the security reports on which the less dodgy dossier was based, we feel happy to conclude that Alistair Campbell did not try to 'sex up' the document by inserting the 45 minute Armageddon clause which scared the willies out of us all.

We would, however, like to make it clear that we have seen no evidence on which to base this conclusion. We have all agreed this report by a majority of 6 to 4.