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BEFORE

Go Jonny Go Jonny Go Go Go!

Rugby World Cup 2003
Proud Wallabies vs Whinging Pomey Bozo's to meet in final

On Saturday you'll be BARBECUED!

The flukey Poms made the final of the Rugby World Cup tonight after they beat France 24-7. Stewth! Was that it?

Pathetic! See Ya Saturday Chumps!

Rugby World Cup build-up starts today

Bloody Poms! You're getting shafted!
POMMY WAZZOCKS!

Listen here guys: Jonny Wilkinson isn't the best Fly half in the world, there isn't one! You made that up!

You're getting shafted, shafted again, and then shafted by our kid sisters on Saturday!

NO BLOODY MESSIN!

IT'S THE POM STUFFING SEASON

England, you're getting your arse kicked Saturday

England vs Australia

WE SAY...
DON'T MAKE HIM ANGRY. YOU WOULDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY

Meanwhile in the UK...

Here's Jonny!
...starts Saturday 8:50 only on SHITV1

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AFTER

The Sunday Papers

THEY THINK IT'S ALL UP AND OVER - IT IS NOW!
'Golden Boots' ends Gold and Green Dreams Down Under

Rugby World Cup

STREWTH!
A nation's media mourns
Bloody Pom Captain Martin Johnson lifts Rugby World Cup

Rugby World Cup

OH GOD... NOT ANOTHER 1966

Championees Championees Ole Ole Ole

WE SAY...

HEY, HOWARD, DON'T CRACK YOUR FACE, MATE

'Grumpy Old Git' hands over trophy to England
THEN WE SAY...
He's got that medal ceremony blues...
John Howard, Aussie PM, hands out medals to the winning England team

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