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Draw a map showing the quickest route to your nearest chip shop |
| 2)
Complete this sentence: "Eeeee, now that's a nice..."
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Cuppa | | b)
Toad in the Hole | | c)
Bangers and Mash | | | 3)
Cultural History: What is a George Formby? | |
4)
You see a politician walking down the street, what do you do?
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Throw an egg | | b)
Throw a tomato | | c)
Approach, as if to shake their hand, but then turn, drop your pants and slap your
botty cheeks in front of them. | |
| 5)
TV: What is the difference between a Corrie and a Dirty Den? |
| 6)
You are to meet the Queen, how low should you curtsey?
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A slight bend of the knees with a smile | | b)
A deep bend of the knees until your knees click |
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Curtsey while serving the Queen with a cup of tea from a tray of your best china
whilst ensuring that you keep your head below hers at all times (she is 5ft 2
tall) ALWAYS AVERT YOUR EYES. | |
| 7)
You have just been called a 'Ros Beef' by a 'Frog'. Should you take it out on
the 'Hun', the 'Yanks' or some other Johnny Foreigner? Discuss. |
| 8)
How tolerant are you? BBC2 has canceled your favourite TV programme because they
are showing Golf. How do you react?
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You phone up the BBC, ask for the duty manager and register a complaint. |
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You make a cup of tea and sigh. | | c)
You quite like Golf so aren't fussed one way or the other. |
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