The England football team, after taking a vote, have given an ultimatum to the FA: Reinstate Rio Ferdinand into the team for the Turkey game on Saturday or 'we play complete rubbish'.

One star told us: "We will fall over the ball, undo our shoe laces and play farting games with our bottoms when we are supposed to be playing football unless Rio returns."

Rio Ferdinand was removed from the selection list by the FA as he accidentally failed to provide a sample for a random drugs test.