http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk A spoof newspaper channel and media spoof for the UK. Sun, 04 May 2008 11:54:12 GMT ListGarden Program 1.02 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/05/BorisJohnsonMayor.htm Binge drinking is to blame for the election of Boris Johnson as London Mayor, we can now reveal. Sun, 04 May 2008 11:54:11 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/04/HumphreyLyttelton.htm As a final tribute his funeral cortege will follow the route dictated by the 'Clue' game Mornington Crescent. He will be sadly lost. Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:50:54 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/04/NutsNutsNuts.htm How long will it be until NUT, the National Union of Teachers, realise that their initials sound really stupid? Thu, 24 Apr 2008 13:40:11 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/04/BofEBailout.htm Why Oh Why Oh Why Did The Bank Of England Give £50bn To Banks? Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:28:46 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/04/GordonBrownPM.htm Mate, my old dad used to say that when the brown stuff hits the fan take cover. He would undoubtedly approve that this government is busy trying to switch the fan off completely before it does any more damage. Good on 'em. Mon, 14 Apr 2008 14:14:38 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/04/OlympicTorchControversy.htm Children across the nation cried today at the shocking sight of their favourite ex Blue Peter presenter Connie Huq mugged in the streets by protesters keen to get their hands on the Olympic Torch. Mon, 07 Apr 2008 13:40:52 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/WorldsFunniestJokes/JewishChineseJoke.htm A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:26:57 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/WorldsFunniestJokes/BearHunting.htm Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:25:57 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/WorldsFunniestJokes/PerfectManWoman.htm Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:23:32 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/04/CannabisBorC.htm Gordon Brown is to rename Cannabis to Bannabis, in spite of expert opinion that the drug should continue to retain its 'C' first letter. Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:12:02 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/03/Terminal5Latest.htm Scenes of carnage, including women biting the fingers off airport staff, men punching old women in the face, and drunk teenage alcoholics sitting watching and laughing, marred the second day of operation at T5, Heathrow. Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:07:15 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/03/MaccaMuccaDivorce.htm Heather Mills attempted to balance a bucket of water above an ajar door so that when Paul McCartney's lawyer opened it it fell on her head, according to evidence we have seen. Tue, 18 Mar 2008 15:32:22 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/03/QueenHeathrowLuggage.htm The Queen is to accept the first piece of delayed luggage from British Airways Terminal 5, to conclude her two part opening ceremony which was begun last week, later today. Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:40:22 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/03/BudgetOnAnEyebrow.htm (c) BBC Graphics Thu, 13 Mar 2008 13:34:09 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/BestBits/2008/03/Alliegiance.htm I pledge my allegiance to Her Majesty the Queen and to uphold the constitution of the United Kingdom (when it is eventually written, which after 500 years doesn't seem very likely now but that's all part of being British isn't it?). Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:55:32 GMT