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David Cameron Tells Constituent To FOff In Latest Text Message Gaff

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:12:14 GMT

David Cameron's grip on text message acronym terms continued to deteriorate last night after a constituent received a text message signed off with FOff.

Letters To The Editor

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:11:50 GMT

Dear Sir,

Thank heavens they couldn't form a coalition government in Greece this week. Looking at the mess this lot in the UK have made, just imagine how much worse Greece's problems would have been had they succeeded in forming a government. Sanity at last.

Yours, Barry Hunt

TXTgate Latest: David Cameron Still Doesn't Know What LMFAO Means

Sun, 13 May 2012 10:11:29 GMT

David Cameron has struggled to understand what simple text message acronyms mean, the Leveson Inquiry discovered today.

Veet - Funny Amazon comment

Tue, 08 May 2012 17:33:00 GMT

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Letters To The Editor

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:17:31 GMT

Dear Sir,

When are the police going to arrest The Sun journalists who took a fake bomb the size of a mobile phone into the Olympics? Just imagine the fake carnage their actions could have lead to! And for what? Just to sell more newspapers on a Sunday! If this isn't what the Leveson Inquiry is trying to stop then what is it?

Yours, Jane Contrary

"I Want A Boris In Every Cabinet Post," Says Embattled Cameron

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:17:06 GMT

David Cameron told his supporters last night: "I want a Boris in every cabinet post" just hours after the worst defeat in the local election polls since whoknowswhen.

David Cameron Agrees To Emergency 'Borisisation' Of Cabinet

Sun, 06 May 2012 17:16:43 GMT

David Cameron announced his post local election fight back strategy today, ordering all Conservative cabinet members to change their hair to blonde and tell corny jokes in interviews.

Murdoch told he's not fit...

Tue, 01 May 2012 17:06:25 GMT

Murdoch told he's not fit...

[Daily Moan] PM Downgrades Confidence In Jeremy Hunt From 'Full Confidence' To 'Confident'

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:00:24 GMT

David Cameron dramatically downgraded his confidence in the Culture Secretary from 'Full Confidence' to 'Confident' today.

[Daily Armstretchograph] Clever *unt Clings On

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 10:59:57 GMT

Questions were being asked by insiders last night how on earth Jeremy *unt, the Culture Secretary, continued in his job.

Evidence Jeremy Hunt was cheerleader for Murdoch continues to grow...

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:34:09 GMT

Evidence Jeremy Hunt was cheerleader for Murdoch continues to grow...

Jeremy Hunt discusses his options...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:35:17 GMT

After the James Murdoch Leveson Inquiry testimony. 24th April 2012

[Daily Moan] Theresa May Turns Up Day Early For Appearance On Andrew Marr Show

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:26:28 GMT

Confusion continued at the Home Office this morning as Home Secretary, Theresa May, turned up Saturday morning for an interview on the Sunday Morning Andrew Marr Show, it was revealed this morning.

[Daily Armstretchograph] Home Office: Abu Qatada To Be Sued If He Says "I'm Free" On Upcoming Release

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:25:56 GMT

John Inman is being encouraged by the Home Office to back Home Office plans to sue Abu Qatada for comments he is expected to make when he is freed from prison, later.

[The Thun] Letters To The Editor

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 11:25:19 GMT

Dear Sir,

Thank heavens that that Liberal Democrat donor is being extradited back to the UK. The LibDems need all the support they can get these days.

Yours, Percy Tinkle