http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk A spoof newspaper channel and media spoof for the UK. Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:45:43 GMT ListGarden Program 1.02 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/03/LordAshcroftNonDom.htm David Cameron was out of the loop for a decade about Lord Ashcrofts's tax status. What does this say about chipper Dave and his leadership style? Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:45:42 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/03/LordAshcroftNonDom.htm Vote Conservative. In other news: Kerry Katona goes out shopping with her Mum Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:45:11 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/03/LordAshcroftNonDom.htm Lord Ashcroft revealed he was a non-dom today. No Hum. Fri, 05 Mar 2010 09:44:40 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/03/DavidCameron.htm David Cameron brushed aside comments from Madam Futura, Brighton Pier's most respected fortune teller, last night, after she predicted David Cameron will never become Prime Minister. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:41:47 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/03/DavidCameron.htm David Cameron's latest attempts to become Prime Minister seemed to be floundering again today when he came third in a knobbly knees contest in Brighton, behind life size cardboard cutouts of Nick Clegg and Gordon Brown. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:41:18 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/03/DavidCameron.htm Shocking latest pictures showing an apparently knackered looking David Cameron yesterday, have lead to fears that the Tory leader won't make it to election day. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 15:40:51 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/NationalBullyingHelpline.htm Christine Shitstirrer, of the National Anti Bullying Helpline, has revealed that over 5000 callers, who said they worked in the Prime Minister's office, have phoned the helpline today. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:06:53 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/NationalBullyingHelpline.htm The Prime Minister slapped the face of an hysterical homosexual called Sebastian after he started screaming, if scenes from Little Britain had been reenacted for real by the actual Prime Minister Gordon Brown, it was claimed last night. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:06:17 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/NationalBullyingHelpline.htm David Cameron called the National Bullying Helpline 'up to 10 times' after being repeatedly bullied by the prime minister during prime minister's questions in Parliament, it was believed last night. Mon, 22 Feb 2010 14:05:48 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/TeenPregnancyFigures.htm Claims that 54 out of 1000 is 54% may be just the tip of the iceberg of sheer incompetence, a leading Tory worrier claimed last night. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:06:22 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/TeenPregnancyFigures.htm Claims that teen pregnancies were as high as 54% in the poorest parts of the country were put down to a right shifted decimal point error, it was revealed last night. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:05:52 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/TeenPregnancyFigures.htm Rushing to correct an earlier error in which the Conservative Party released figures claiming that 54 out of 1000 pregnancies meant 54% of the girls in some of the poorest areas in the country were with feral child, the person who did the maths made the same mistake again, it can now be revealed. Tue, 16 Feb 2010 09:05:24 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/AlistairCampbellFishermansFriend.htm Alistair Campbell broke down a second time in 24 hours today after he was told that in a phone poll that nobody thought his tears were genuine. Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:19:29 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/AlistairCampbellFishermansFriend.htm An all media, Labour tear warning has been put in place for all Labour interviews up until the next election, following a series of tear filled interviews yesterday. Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:19:26 GMT http://www.thevoiceofreason.co.uk/2010/02/AlistairCampbellFishermansFriend.htm Did Alistair Campbell fake his almost-starting-to-cry incident on the BBC yesterday, by hiding under his tongue a Fisherman's Friend sweet, and then secretly crunching down on it in the interview to give him a shortness of breath so that he would look emotional? Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:18:47 GMT