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Aussie Rugger Family (13)

A family of rugby supporters headed out last Saturday to do their Christmas shopping.

While in a sports shop, the son picked up an England rugby shirt and said to his sister: "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for Christmas."
His sister was outraged and promptly whacked him round the head, telling him to go talk to his mother. Off goes the little lad with the white rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.

"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged and promtly whacks him around the head, saying: "Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the rugby shirt in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
About half an hour later they're all back in the car, heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says: "Son, I hope you've learned something today."
The son says: "Yes Dad I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies: "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you Aussie bastards."

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